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Help me with some normalfag jokes, /bant/. My friend just got engaged and he wants me to do a standup routine at his engagement party because I’m the “funny guy” in our circle of friends. Problem is, my jokes are spontaneous and usually darker or dirty and I’ll be standing in front of a lot of normalfags and older people, which is not my usual audience. I didn’t want to say no since he’s financially tying himself to one vagina for the rest of his life, but I really don’t know any good jokes.
His name is Jacob (he goes by Jack) so I was thinking of a bunch of alcohol related jokes that would make oldheads guffaw. Like call him Jack Daniels or something. His fiancé has a Jack Russel Terrier, so was gonna say the worst thing about being an alcoholic named Jack is having a shitty, yappy small dog breed named after you. They’ll eat it up I’m sure. Help me out /bant/ies.
I’m a guy so no tits to sway you, but here’s a random retard from a google search.
