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>WHADDUP PEEPS
>dabs
>IT'S YA BOY
>dabs
>JAKE
>dabs
>PAUULLLLLLLL
>dabs
>COMIN ATCHYA FROM THE TEAM 10 HOUSE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPS
>dabs twice
>SHOUT OUT TO MY BIG BRO LOGAN
>dabs
>SHOUT OUT TO MY MOMS THO...SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH SOME REALLY BAD CANCER..
>sad dab
>As Jake's puny mind starts tinkering, he suddenly has a brilliant idea!
>He drives over to the hospital as soon as possible, his camera ready
>He runs into his mom's room and starts recording
>"Oh,Jakey! I'm so glad you came! Logan doesn't want to see me because he is so busy with his videos! I'm so glad I get to-"
>STFU MOM I'M MAKING A VIDEO IT'S GONNA GO HUGE
>"DON'T VISIT MY DYING MOM AT 3 AM (MY MOM'S CANCER WANTS TO HAVE SEX?????)"
>the video gets 1000000000000000000000000 views
>Jake Paul becomes the richest man alive
>Logan Paul commits suicide after hearing the news
>Jake's mom dies later that day
>he doesn't give a fuck
>She get's cremated
>Another idea sparks in Jakey-poo's mind
>"DON'T SNORT YOUR MOM'S ASHES AT 3 AM (MY MOM'S GHOST WANTS TO FUCK ME??????????????)"
>the video gets 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 views
>Jake Paul becomes the Youtube CEO
>Susan Wojcicki kills herself later that day
>Jake Paul replaces every button on youtube with his face
>He is the only person allowed to post on youtube
>Jake Paul accidentally says "fuck" in a video
>He demonetizes himself
>Youtube gets no more money and is shut down
