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I once convinced my aunt to come with me on the "Slingshot" carnival ride because I was betting on her passing out. When she did pass out, I got a good feel of her breasts before she came to. I even got to put my fingers in her mouth and then sucked on them, just to taste her saliva. Greatest childhood memories by far.
I'm glad I didn't grow up to be some creep that made a hobby of taking advantage of unconscious women, but man was my aunt gorgeous
I still remember going to the bathroom and
scrubbing her toothbrush all over my tongue
whenever I went to her house as a kid...
I used to do sexual stuff with my mom's dirty laundry and used menstrual pads that she left in the garbage for about 2 years to before I started to feel weird about it.
Also, there was this one time my 14 year old cousin was babysitting me and she was secretly smoking cigarettes on the staircase outside. She kept spitting in the same spot while smoking and when she was done, I went to the spit she was sitting and found some of her saliva hanging off the step and a small puddle of her spit. I wiped it into my hand, took it into the shower, and maturbated with it.
I once had to pick up some Chinese takeout for my mom and her friend, and I came in their food twice each and told them it took a long time to get their food because of how many customers there were.
My mom once had a philipino lady baby sit me and stole 4 of her pills from her bottle of meds and came all over them, let them dry for like 3 hours and then put them back in the bottle.
The dumbest, most risky act of degeneracy was when the neighbor from down the street came over to go on an hour long jog with my mom. She left her purse at my house, and I ended up blowing a load into her purse knowing that she would inevitably touch my dried cum.. They came back after like 15 min and she immediately went into her purse and ended up touching my still wet cum. She immediately blamed it on a bottle of sented face oil she had in there
