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I've gotten myself in a weird situation
>had to move back home due to shitty finances
>the only rule was no girls allowed in my bedroom (mom doesn't know I'm a massive beta virgin lmao)
>some time passes, mom finds a very long dark hair in my bed
>freaks the fuck out, since, despite my hair being dark, it's quite short, so obviously it had to be from a girl
>I've had a medical anomaly since I hit puberty which I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone; my asshair grows wildly and often ends up growing to 5-10 centimetres (yes, seriously)
>must've detatched itself from my asshole as I was scratching it
>try racking my brain to come up with an excuse as my mom yells at me
>can't come up with anything
>now I'm grounded
I really want to remedy this situation, /bant/. Any advice?
