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>Be me, youngster
>Mother tells me: "Anon, people who lie never get anything accomplished, one who always tells the truth will live a happy life"
>Over a decade later
>Have unrelated existential crisis (worst experience of my life)
>Decide I'll become a more truthful human being, in hopes improving my life
>At work
>"Boss, I need to go early today, I've got some papers I need to sign and they'll kick me out of my appartment if I don't. I would've done it yesterday but I was drunk as hell"
>"You were drunk the day before your 10 hour shift? How often do you drink?"
>"-Too often, that's why I'm often late for work and show up exhausted and feeling shitty."
>Feels amazing to finally get it out
>Show up the next day, hungover as shit, get called to the boss' office
>"Anon, we no longer have any need for you at this establishment"
>"wuh?.."
>"Goodbye."
Thanks mom.
also kot id get
