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>Be me
>Friendly refugee
>Wake up to rumbles of Russian bombers and American drones destroying the other half of my city
>Eat maggots and bugs as breakfast
>Pray to Allah
>Smoke hookah for two hours with the remaining friends that I have
>Mahmoud Mohammad the 40th was blown up last night
>Pray to allah
>Rape woman on way back home
>Get sent to court
>2 men bring pictures of be doing it with a video confession
>Picture shows me cutting off her head while I sodomized her asshole
>Judge throws out the case because there was only 2 men and not the minimum of 3.
>Pray to Allah
>Go home to 11 year-old wife
>Rape her
>Pray to Allah
>Smoke hookah for another two hours
>Curse Americans
>Go to sleep
>Another great day in Shitlandistan.
