>>20553286Within a few minutes, Annabelle reaches her target, and a wide grin crosses her lips. “Well done Belle Bitches, you never fail me! Well here it is, the TRUTH about what REALLY happened to Andi Kestrel!”
“Now, I should preface this by stating that Andi and her tag partner Robyn BOTH lived here at the dojo… despite the fact neither of them is enrolled as a trainee. They just set up shop in an unused room. That’s a crime! Squatting is a crime! They are both CRIMINALS!” Annabelle screams.
“Now, have you ever watched a Birds of Prey promo, and I mean, REALLY watched those criminals? Because if you have, you’ll see what I see, and it’s that Andi Kestrel was CLEARLY high as fuck half the time!” Annabelle points toward the camera. “And THAT’S the key to the dark TRUTH about Andi Kestrel’s disappearance! She got in deep with the wrong people! Buried in debt like her partner Robyn once was, so to work it off, she ran away to go deal drugs! And only God himself knows what else she's had to do to keep those, dangerous, dangerous drug dealers happy! I'm not SUGGESTING anything, but we all know what men like that can be like when they get all LUSTY.” Annabelle winks at the camera.