>>5957414*crack*
*sip*
*starts lawnmower*
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKVRVRVRVRVRVRVR
*sips*
What was that champ?!
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Something about no gf?
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHCHCHCHCCHCHCHCHCHCCHKJKJKCKCCHCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCHKCHKCHK
*sips*
*turns of lawn mower*
VRRRRRmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*starts weed whacker*
VRRRRVRRRRRVRRRRRRVRRRRRVRRRRRRR
What's that ace? HEY PUT OUT THAT CIGARETTE!
VRRRRVRRRRRVRRRRVRRRVRRRR
Sorry bud I can't hear you over muh wheed whacker!
VRRRRVRRRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRRVRRR
Why aren't you outside with your friends slugger?
What?! WHAT?! No gf?
Well quit your bitchin and....hold on
*sip*
VRRVRRVRRVRRVRRRVRRRRVRRRRRRVRRRRRR
*turns off weed whacker*
Ah good shit.
*sip*
If you were outside and having fun with friends then you'd have a gf you gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps chief and...
*sip*
*belch*
*slaps belly*
Go get that girl. She's not gonna fall into your lap while you're bitching you gotta WORK.
*sip*
And work HARD!