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>be me, american baby
>2 week old, so I'm finally allowed to buy guns
>Mostly handguns until my first birthday
>fuckinbullshit(1).jpg
>emergency alarm fireworks go off
>household reserves of cheetos are under 1 ton
>parents go in panic mode
>nitro their mobility scooters to the nearest walmart
>finally alone to do some practice shooting
>no minority in sight, so I'll have to improvise
>family's pit bulls will do
>empty my M1911 and Glock G29
>mom and dad return
>I get scolded for shitting all over my playpen
>mfw
