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I'm a felon, so no guns.
Because the government has technically banned me from guns, I said 'fuck it!' and learned how to make and use many many different types of deadly weapons, including high explosives and WMDs. I also decided that if I ever choose to get a gun, I'll get an NFA weapon because I'm banned from guns anyway so why not just have the most illegal guns?
I also own -
Victorinox SwissChamp XLT
Victorinox WorkChamp XL
Victorinox MiniChamp
Victorinox Huntsman Lite
SpiderCo Para-2(edc)
Leatherman Surge
Kabar Big Brother
and an Ontario machete with a walnut handle
Also, I have several kilograms of nitrate, chlorate, and perchlorate oxidizers I use in my oxygen generator and in custom smoke compositions.
Government should have just fucked off and left me alone. If they had done that I'd only have some guns and maybe a few knives.
