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>be me
>start dating this girl i met during group therapy
>she's fucking hot
>she taps my shoulder often when she wants to ask me something in private
>date every day
>One day I tell her I want to rest my head on her lap
>she gives me a weird look at first but lets me anyway
>I lie my head on her lap
>seconds later I feel a weird bump
>I tell her that I've found out she's a trap
>we start kissing and making out
>mfw i fucked my girlfriend (male) in bed today
