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The Douglass family ruled Timbuktu for 6 million years but then the Africanites stole our melanin. We can still manage to be powerful because of our long lifespan and our innate ability to read ancient Sumerian Sumerian and Ethiopic books. You will see our power as an actor. That is why I'm going to write this story.
Once upon a time there was a young boy called Eric. His father was the benevolent lord of Timbuktu. His mother and his sisters were incredibly beautiful and had terrible tongues. One of his sisters was a Sumerian blacksmith, one was a Sumerian prime minister and the other was a Sumerian general. They all lived together in the original pre-creational paradise called the White House. You're probably wondering why I'm telling you all this. What do all these people have to do with my family? Well it turns out that we only need one to rule the world. And that ruler is me! I am the dictator of the world! No! It's not true! I don't even have a palace!
