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>Be Yeshua
>Father Yoseph was from Eleusis, Greek ancestry
>Taught me well the world of spirituality and many parables since birth
>Argue with Jews a lot, get so pissed I storm off at 13 years old
>Have to btfo all the spiritual gym leaders in Persia, India, Tibet etc.
>Do so, perform many miracles, make a lot of friends, fuck my way across the continent
>End up attaining Rainbow Body (Dzogchen as another anon touched on)
>Most enlightened and ascended man who ever lived
>Return to Syria my birthplace
>So happy, life is good.jpeg, tell my best bros who I'm descended from
>Try to explain I just wanna be a cool preacher
>They seem to understand I guess?
Uh oh
>14 April 0AD: The צְלִיבָה incident occurs to stop a 320 year old secret getting out
>Am a Boddhisatva now so it doesn't even matter
>2 thousand years later and sometimes I appear in timespace to guide others
>Just chilling in Shambhala in the Astral plane rn, afterlifeisgood.jpeg
Nice thread OP.