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Carmody Jefferson comes to the ring and grabs a microphone.
>"Well, wouldn't you know it! Even though I'm shacking up with the HOTTEST woman on the WWA roster, guess who got picked for a Blind Date Match, right here, TONIGHT!"
>"That's right. It's me. Your truly, the One to Watch, Carmody Jefferson."
Carmody looks around at the crowd and grins.
>"And so I guess this Blind Date is perfect for me. Because tonight, right here, I'm going one-on-one with none other than MISS USA herself."
>"And I know what I'm getting into. Oh LORD do I know what I'm getting into. My sister Colby is shitting her pants, leaving me messages and voicemails, BEGGING me to skip town, not to show up to this match. Everyone I talk to who's faced her warns me what I'm getting into. How strong she is, how talented she is, how fucking TOUGH Miss USA is."
Carmody looks at the camera and grins.
>"And I believe every word of it."
>"And lemme tell you somethin': I wouldn't have it any other way!"
>"What can I say? I don't back down from any challenge. I take on the toughest competition here, bar none! I don't just SWIM in the deep water, I LIVE in the deep water, whether that's Holly Hope-Again, Nikki Kade, my own good friend Priscilla Divine..... I've been taking on the BEST of the BEST in the WWA because I want nothing less!"
>"See, me and Miss USA have a few things in common. We are the last two women to wrestle for the WWA World Championship. The last two to have shots at the BIG title. We both got in the ring, we took the fight to Priscilla Divine, who may well be the greatest wrestler in the WORLD today! And for that shining moment, the WORLD was watching, as our fingertips touched the biggest prize in the industry, as time and time again, we came one second, or one inch, away from immortality!"
