>>11314600HOHOHAHAHAHAHA Oh what's this! What's this thing! What is this! This looks like he sat on it, did the delivery guy, was he-was he mad? Did he sit on this shit, like, aft- "I'll show him, I'll show this fucking asshole making me wait for McChickens.", like, stuff it under his ass? What's on this? Do you see what happened? Let me show you this. Look at this. This is a piece of lettuce. This is not, I promise, it might look like I ripped off a piece of tissue paper. This is lettuce, and let's see how it tastes. Very bad. React more, there's s- what do you mean react more? Its' a McChicken sandwich, I just showed you the f- the, react more. Ugh, no, I'm about to eat why am I doing this? Where's my 20 fuckin bucks? laughs and coughs Somebody said chew 20 times, laughs I don't know why that's makin me laugh. I-I'l-I'll try, I don't think I've chewed 20 times in my whole life, you're suppose- that's how much you're- you're supposed to chew 20 times, right? That's impos- that's not possible, it just turns into like, gush. It's not enough, that wasn't enough! laughs "Rub it in your hair." laughs You guys are fucked. laughs You're making this not enjoyable as it should be. Hey, look. You get one life to be ab- to be 33 and have fun. I choose this life, this is the life that I choose, I, I choose this, I- laughs That's a bad choice. laughs "This is a midlife crisis on stream", I'm doing just fine. Th-t-this bag of McDonalds is so huge, what's even in here? Why are there bacon fries in here? Are you sh- what is this- a new item? New item reveal! What? What the hell are these? Oh, these are the saddest disgusting, look at these- look at how awful this looks, look at this, look at- I- Alright- I have no- There's no connection here between me and McDonalds, this is a pure opinion and a review of this item, look at how shitty these look. Cheesy bacon fries, you ready for this? That looks like somebody just blew a bloody snot rocket in the fries. Is it chili? It's just r
