>>16035200That makes the possibility of her eating the pizza in that way even less likely, while it's already at zero.
Anyway, I seriously need to move on. It's just wrong for her to be eating it like that, okay?
The pizza itself, it just sucks. I don't need to say anything more. That big block of cheese is everything that you need to see. Is it even cheese? I'm pretty certain that it is, but, even if it's not, having a big block of literally anything on a pizza is not a good idea in the slightest, I'm very sure of that. And that's most likely cheese anyhow, so, there's no excuses that can be made for it. That is absolutely terrible and already makes this thing inedible, simply on it's own. Even if it's only one part of it. And I guess you could just pick the block of cheese up and drop it somewhere else, but, if you have to compromise by picking pieces off the pizza, then it's obviously not a good pizza anyhow. Therefore that doesn't redeem the pizza, we're basing it off how it's meant to be had by the person who made it. Personally, even if I picked that thing off, it'd still sour up my experience with the pizza, because I would know that the person who made it is incredibly incompetent, it serves as a red flag. It's like if there was a big "don't interact with me or I'll murder you" sign on a person, and you decided to give them a shot anyhow. It's not a good first impression. Jesus, imagine how bad that block of cheese would taste in your mouth, overpowering literally everything else and just making it downright inedible. You wouldn't even be able to enjoy the rest of the pizza after that, because the taste from that block of cheese would still linger in your mouth. It's just disgusting. Why? I don't think there's a single person on earth who could justify placing a big block of cheese right on top of a pizza. What the fuck.
Anyway, moving on to the rest of the pizza, character limit.
