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>be me
>secretary at BVB Army headquarters
>in the music studio helping animaterr man put out a new track
>the alarms go off
>ohshit.jpg
>andy sixx announces over the facility loudspeaker, "THE STREAMERS ARE ATTACKING THE FACILITY"
>we all head to arms
>me, animaterr man, vocaroo guy and 2 others bunkered down in the music room, ready for anything
>the door bursts open and...
>dani's best streamboi... AKA... steven hawking rolls in... animaterr mans archnemesis
>animaterr man retrieves a weaponized log from his pocket, chucking it at him, landing in his mouth where he gags on it and fucking dies
>dani filth attempts to enter right after, but andy sixx bursts through the ceiling and grabs him
>"Hurting my loggers, eh?" he says to the now shivering dani
>Andy forcefully ties dani down, dani crying and pleading as it goes down
>andy removes his own pants and squats over dani's face... he starts grunting
>dani starts screaming and begging for his life, but his cries are muffled by a big heaping fucking log
>dani is crying, turned into a little bitch by a mighty log slidding down his streamer throat
>babbling like a baby, dani cries out “stop! stop! no more!” as andy and everyone in the room laughs at him
>mehmet hussein peeks his head into the doorway, curious from all the commotion
>andy looks him dead in the eyes
>”you’re next bitch.”
>andy gives mehmet a 10 second head start to run, but andy shits so hard it works like a fucking rocket, launching him to mehmet’s location
>”gotcha” he says to mehmet, now praying to allah, begging for his life
>andy pulls down his pants and shits in his face so hard, his head was gone from his body when the shitstorm ended
>all the streamers in our base dead, died a SHITTY death, topkekkle.png
>they never ended up finding mehmets head
>andy sixx is love, andy sixx is life.
>mfw
