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>be grade 6
>goes to school one day
>its lunch time
>rush outside to the soccer field to chase gophers with my friend even though we would never catch one
>friend manages to jump on a baby gopher
>gopher runs at me
>natural instinct is to kick in order to repel rabies
>kick gopher
>gopher flies into the air and abruptly hits chain linked fence making a gopher hitting a chain link fence noise
>entire school of kids see
>teacher sees
>i get mediated glare from everyone except friend
>me and friend get get chased by angry mob
>teacher comes to save us
>wait no.. shes on there side
>as she takes me and fried into custody of normie school i yell allaakbar!
>spend entire week in detention
>plan escape
>hide under table so when teacher comes to check on me she thinks im gone
>to my suprise it works
>i leave note on desk
>bon voyage me ol creme cracka
>then run into staff hallway
>get spotted
>run
>slip past by running though teacher lounge
>make it outside school
>cops are looking for me
>heccing normies lel
