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"All I need is a reindeer..." Bigu looked around.
But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old German? No! The German simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog, Memeboi. Then he took some red thread,
And he tied a big horn on the top of his aryan head.
Then he loaded some boxes and some old empty sacks,
On a ramshackle sleigh, he hitched up the old memer wrack.
Then the German said, "Giddap!" And the sleigh started down,
Toward the homes where the bantoids lay in their town.
All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the bantoids were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.
When he came to the first little house on the square.
