>>15748921How about, I don't know, work on acquiring a skill? Something easily attainable with a clear path towards the goal.
IT Certifications are easy to get and will next you a cushy job doing IT for some school district. It has a pension and next you ~60k a year for minimal work setting up old teacher's printers & wifi.
The fact you're able to use the internet means you're smart enough to get their certification. Once you get it just look up some youtube videos for how to shave properly and get slacks & a button down. Send out resumes to schools & other public organizations (city hall, court houses, etc.). Government work is easy and simple.
As for how to interview, easiest thing is to watch youtube videos on how to interview. Don't worry about not having work history, the fact you have a certification should be enough for entry level IT work.