>>10174779>>10174806Yonkers, Yonkers - what is it for?
We can't think of anywhere viler
Yonkers where there's mobiles galore
And in every dream home, a rottweiler
Where you find the likes of Norman Tebbit go
Where page 3 girls buy their mum a bungalow
Where we get "Rocky V" out on video
Oh yes, that's Yonkers, man
If you think it's really posh to drink Malibu
If you need a calculator to count to two
If you think the stories in the Sunday Sport are true
Then you're an Yonkers man
Yes, you're an Yonkers man
Yonkers - may it go up in smoke
It's about as much fun as a tumour
Yonkers people can't take a joke
They've got absolutely no sense of humour
