>>6586325ROFL you are being groomed into becoming a fag. Oh that is a knee slapper and whats even more funny is you are thinking about it.
May I suggest you do the same thing to your friends as people (should) do when they are being attacked by a pitbull (to release its lock jaw) which is stick your finger, knuckle deep, up there anus, without warning and without stopping no matter what. Hold it there for 3 seconds then remove without saying a word.
This is guaranteed to work 100% I promise you. If not, I will give you USD$100 for each friend it fails on. (Proof must be provided)