>>5754272>play the knife game/five finger fillet all the time >do it with a scalpel in science class one day>the scalpel breaks because i was legitimately doing it really fucking hard and fast>also when it snapped the blade ricocheted up like shrapnel and fucked up my finger>everyone in my seat row and the one infront/behind knows what happened>fuck, how do I get out of this one>start pretending to chew gum>teacher tells me to put it in the bin>walk over and dumb the broken scalpel in the bin>turn around and see the back 15 kids looking at me like pic related>sit back down and they are all genuinely impressed i came up with a solutionwhen the teacher walked over later I noticed there was a cartoonishly big trail of blood so I quickly jumped up to stand on it and cover it uo and he looked at me like i was autistic but when I sat back down again I wiped it off with my shoes so he never found out
