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>wife comes home from day at doctor's office
>"Hey babe, can you wash your hands!"
>Hear the water on for 3 seconds as she rinses them
HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK
>"That's not long enough, did you even use soap?"
>Huge argument begins
>Says that how she always washes them, tells me to stop freaking out
>If I'm so STOOPID then why did you get FIRED last month
>Now she is cooking dinner... Still never washed hands
Feelsbadman I'm gonna die with no insurance, no job
