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Hello, International/ Random board users. It's me, Mark Zuckerburg, CEO and creator of Four Channel Enterprises. I have an exciting opportunity for you today.
As you may have noticed, there's been an influx of Cirno-related threads on your messaging board. To combat this menace, I'm hiring 150 new Janitors in the next two weeks. Your job would be simple: remove any and all Cirno threads as they appear.
This would be a salaried position, and I'm prepared to double your earnings by this time next year. Please reply to this posting if you're interested or have any further questions. Thank you.
