>>19235528I'm as shocked as you are Anon. Back in the 80's I was a scrawny D&D nerd who listened to Metallica.
But, I put away that shit when I got older while the millies and zoomies got hooked on vidya and taking Reddit selfies of their Lego collections and shitposting to slide threads about height memes on 4chan, so now I'm Alpha simply by default. In 2023, you can get any woman to drop her panties just by walking up to her and saying "I spend less than two hours a day on a computer".