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First time doing this stuff so here goes
>Be me, 9th grade
>Have this one girl at school
>She's got a lot of issues
>Constantly in some drama shit and just being a general emotional wreck
>Have some shared friends so she barges in during breaks to rant abut relationships and other problems for like 20 minutes
>Getting annoyed, just want to do well in school
>One day she comes in to my table of friends and starts ranting about star signs
>"Did you hear how they might shift the dates for star signs?" Starts going on about how she could end up being a Aries instead of a Pisces or some crap
>Say the first thing that came to my head
>"It doesn't matter what you become, because you've always been a cancer to us"
>Silence.exe
>Remember some friends knew two kids in class whose moms died of cancer
>Table busts out laughing
>Brought up in the years after as a "classic anon roast"
Cancer joke/roast done right?
Is there some kind of unspoken guideline for what cancer jokes are funny and what jokes aren't?
