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>be me
>17, average skinny white dude
>get done watching shitty shark movie on netflix in livin' room
>gotta take a mean piss
>dad upstairs taking a shower
>bathroom's not an option
>pee leaking from wiener, gotta move fast
>see innocent kitchen sink, animal instinct kicks in
>run over, pullout dick and maneuver myself to piss in the sink
>lol not gonna happen
>fuckthis.jpeg
>strip ass-naked, shorts and boxers discarded on floor
>jump on counter and aim for sink, locked and loaded
>everyone's asleep upstairs, hope to goodness no one sees my exposed white cheeks
>mfw piss comes out with the power of a fire-hose
>noise of waterfall crashing against bare metal echoes through quiet house
>fuck, gotta act fast again
>painfully snap dickhole shut and turn on faucet
>proceed to wee blissfully in sink
>mfw bad aim
>entire countertop gets generous golden shower
>finish, pull up clothing and desperately try to cleanse entire area of fresh piss
>mfw eating a chocolate donut afterwards
overall stressful experience, 3/10 would not recommend. wat do next time bathroom is occupied during an emergency?
