Hello, /bant/. Today is Monday, January 29, 2018: the day that each one of you will be rebirthed and baptized in the holy spirit of Free Software.
I, Richard Matthew Stallman, am your prophet in this journey, and your savior from the current state of this board.
Many common folk have been /bant/ering amongst each other about the cause of such a drop in board quality, may it be the homosexual posters, or the posters of anime. However, none of these are truly the case.
The true root of evil that plagues the threads of this board, is one far worse than any evil you could ever imagine. That evil is Proprietary Software.
From this day forward,
4chan.org/bant/ will bow down to your one rightful god and leader of the Free Software Foundation. With the freedom of Choice and being liberated from the bondage of Proprietary Software, the overall quality of this board will substantially increase once again to its height.
If every user of /bant/, plebeians and patricians alike, joined me in this pilgrimage, it is guaranteed that this quality will finally be restored.
Thank you.