>>18861426>[Somewhere half a world away...]"Oi Kels, look at this shit. That fucken spiky milf is angling fer her job back. Fuck me dead, I din't even know they got ridda 'er, hey? Guess them cunts dun know anyfink about real talent or nuffin."
>". . .""Oh shit, sorry Little Miss 'I dun't even get fucken foired and I just popped of down undah to smash tits wiff me old mate and drink all her fucken Pepsi' sory fah remindin' ya that yer still gettin fucken paid. Bloody oath, youse need ta get off ya fucken arse and do summin already."
>". . .""Yeah nah, orright, good point. Might as well hit the pub. But losers always buy first round, and yer a fucken loser Kels. Nyeh heh heh."