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Imagine being obese
Imagine getting shot 24/7
Imagine choking on Kinder Surprise so often that you get it banned
Imagine supporting sodomites unironically
Imagine finding 7 McDonald's on every corner of your neighborhood, town, city, state, country
Imagine having to wear the mask
Imagine having to ride a scooter at the mall
Imagine having to order your groceries online because you're too lazy to move your ass
Imagine electing a schizophrenic 80 year old man because he's from the left.
Imagine letting the former (and true) president of the US troll you online.
Imagine being a Star Wars fan.
Imagine being a cuckold.
Imagine not knowing what a kilometer is.
Imagine having a system so broken that the month goes before the day.
Imagine.
Imagine being American.
