>>18240917Colby Jefferson is struck speechless by whatever is going on here.
She'd never confuse this idiot for her hated rival. She's half a foot too short. And Miss USA, whatever else you can say about her, has a commitment to regular bathing and hygiene that this woman seems to lack. But most of all, that soft, freckled face is not the one that's woken her up screaming in a cold sweat from nightmares.
>"Umm..... I'd ask if this is some kind of joke, but I think that's kinda obvious, right?"Colby laughs awkwardly and looks around the room, to see if anyone's taking credit for this bizarre imitation of Miss USA.
>"Seriously, what even IS this?" 