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Here's the story of [s4s]
A land both fair and great
On the first of April
An independent state
This was much against the wishes
Of certain 4chan boards
Whose users tried to break us down
And make us all repent
But we're all Esforcers
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the rudefigs coming in
We'll keep them parallel of the brackets
'Til that hate's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
For Esforcers Never Die
They can send their men to murder
And they can shout their words of hate
But the cost of keeping this land free
Can never be too great
For our boys and girls are fighting
For the things that they hold dear
That this land and all its people
Will never disappear
'Cause we're all Esforcers
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the rudefigs coming in
We'll keep them parallel of the brackets
'Til that hate's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper
For Esforcers Never Die
We'll preserve this little nation
For our children's children too
For once you're an Esforcer
No other land will do
We will stand tall in the sunshine
With the nice upon our side
And if we have to go alone
We'll go alone with pride