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>THE PROFESSOR AND THE STUDENT
>AS the new semester began, and students filled into the lecture hall, a very haughty and arrogant professor strolled up to the lectern and delivered a bold challenge: "If God exists," he blared, "Then may this supposed 'God' strike me down within five minutes!"
>The professor smirked and chuckled arrogantly as the minutes ticked away. Then, just as time was about to expire, a student sprang from his seat and ran up to the professor, giving him and mighty shove and sending him crashing to the ground.
>"You stupid fool!" cried the professor. "Why did you do that!"
>"God is busy protecting our troops overseas," calmly explained the student, "So He Sent ME."
>You could of heard a pin drop.
>The professor sobbed bitterly as he ran from the lecture hall in great shame. A thunderous chorus of applause greeted the student, who took the place of his professor onnstage and gave a moving lecture on his faith in God to the rapt audience.
>The professor? He was 'renowned' 'scientist' Charles Darwin, father of the so-called 'evolutionary theory' which tried to remove God from academia.
>And the student? Well, dear reader, the student... was Albert Einstein.
