>>11201146Oh no, I can't accidentally fill my girlfriend with a money-eating fetus, whatever will I dooooooo
Get real sex is just a different form of masturbation I'm not desperate for that next-level masturbation high like you coomers are.
4chan Pro Tip: Only coomers pretend sex with women is better than imaginary sex. You'd have to be a coomer to trade your life away for a slightly better form of masturbation.