>Every American who regularly visits /pol/ gets enlisted in the "Twink-Mutt" division>Training consists of a small ten question exam on the Holocaust due to too many female recruits failing the physical training>Nobody can do a single pullup>Nobody knows how to operate a humvee and keeps asking superiors where the keys are>All we do is go to other countries and explain to their people how they aren't white>leave USB copies of BLACKED.com videos everywhere believing it will somehow demoralize the enemies>Everyone ironically wears kekistani flags under their American flags and throw a hissy fit when command makes a rule banning them.>People trading for Soylent drinks and Juul pods instead of Lucky Strike cigs>Get shotpic related: It's our Sarge