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>be me
>wake up
>think about die when suddenly hear banging on the roof
>"oh good, something new" Said sarcastically as I scratched my gigantic bollocks
>I wonder why the fuck is all the noise
>go out
>see cat and bird, all entangled in the internet cord as if some kind of degenerate furry shibari fetish porn movie was being recorded on my or something
>"for fucks sake not the internet again"
>untie cat and bird
>try to go back down
>stair falls
>fan fucking tastic, now I'm stuck in roof with bird and cat
>proceed to call for neighbor
>neighbor flips me from the window before closing it
>"what a dick"
>ask bird and cat what to do
>bird flies and softly lands
>"I can't fly you stupid cunt"
>cat runs through a tiny path and and with ninja-like skills lands on my lawn
>see lawn and think it needs a good mowing
>try to go for the same path as cat did but in the last step trip with myself and fall flat on the floor
>nothing happened but my vision is fucked
>my glasses fell
>cat takes my glasses and runs away
>"shit"
>start doing this trick dad thougt me to see better for a couple of hours
>start playing with my bad eyeball fro like 30 seconds
>this shit always hurts but prevents the headache for some time
>cat is gone but still hear it mewling as if he was mocking me or something
>start following cat
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