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>you'll never go to a super bowl party
>you'll never shop at costco or get to taste their pizza
>you'll never fully decorate your apartment with cheap yet stylish ikea furniture
>you'll never get to eat an everything bagel sitting at a bench in central park during the fall
>you'll never witness a fight at the waffle house at 4am
>you'll never spend less than 10% of your disposable income on food
>you'll never get to make fun of people that watch soccer
>you'll never have thanksgiving dinner with your family and then go hit the local wal-mart for the black friday deal on a 60 inch TV
>you'll never get to hike the appalachians
>you'll never marry a big tall white woman to have big tall white children with
>you'll never get to see up and coming artists, bands and comedians in your local joint
>you'll never have full command of the english language
>you'll never be proud and respectful of your veterans
>you'll never live the dorm/frat live in university
>you'll never be able to rightfully shoot people for standing your ground
>you'll never go on a roadtrip to see the grand canyon
>you'll never have a barbecue and shoot guns in your backyard for 4th of july
>you'll never own a 4 bedroom house with an american flag on the porch
>you'll never be american
