Quoted By:
>be me
>like travelling
>have a pretty good sword
>know how to use it
>escape death with buddy
>go into a small town
>friend leaves as he needs to travel away and escape further trouble
>blacksmith upgrades sword
>good-er sword is good-er than before
>leave small town
>go into big city
>king sends me to kill big spider and get a cool artifact thing in a cave
>go to cave
>giant spider is actually a cool spiderbro
>talk with spiderbro about life and stuff
>part ways on good terms
>get artifact thing from this pissed off grandpa that shouts at everyone
>give thing to king
>i can now do stuff in city
>woo
>wizard tells me that i need to go to big mountain and meet some chad wizards
>get really good sword
>get badass looking armour
>some rich snob calls me inferior and i hate him
>leave
After weeks of traveling
>finally go to mountain
>some neckbeards that know some shitty magic tricks are there
>they teach me how to do some gay shit
>tell me to do chores
>ffs
after a while
>get told to kill massive fukin dragon
>go to kill massive fukin dragon
>massive fukin dragon is a dick
>kill massive fukin dragon
>1-hit
>leave
>go back to neckbeards
>apparently i just saved the world
>mfw famous
>mfw known as the dragonborn
>mfw am chad now
