>>9646389Georgia here. Facts:
1. About a 95% chance they're chubby, about 50% chance they're straight up fat (check obesity stats for the region if you don't believe this is exaggerated)
2. If they're not fat yet, they will be
3. If they're over 18, they have kids with at least one dude
4. Extremely strong chance of daddy / princess issues (Southern fathers are usually overprotective, and it leads to these disorders)
5. Strong chance she's Christian but still has fucked at least a half dozen guys by 20 years old
6. Significant number of coal burners thanks to lots of proximity to black men and lack of scruples
Presuming you meet a chick who is in the tiny special snowflake category that would qualify as a 10/10 tradwife: There is a 1000000% chance she is already married to a legit southern Chad who was the starting QB of his high school and has a Master's from UGA in Business.
Those kinds get scooped up in college and if you aren't at said college to seal the deal, they do not exist afterwards, period.
