>>13200741>teach girlfriend in highschool how to play chess>make horrible moves>point out her mistakes>let her wipe everything but my rooks and queen>play for real>rekt her>still let her win>she gets happy>tell her>"ok you know how to play now? lets play for real">"no! i already won!">2 months later>"you're not smart anon, i beat you at chess"Yes, immediate death sentence by draw and quartering