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The Quartet Of Tards And their Misadventures: Part 4; Randy The Brutal
>Stage 1 of our plan is set to happen
>The date is September 13th
>Me, Paul and our soldiers are ready to deploy
>The other factions aren’t ready for our wrath. At least, as far as we know
> Paul, Me and Paul’s buddy who got beat up all sit at one table, having a good time during lunch. Waiting for our target
>Randy, Tard crony #5, A big hulking mass of a tard
>Not in the /fit/ way. In the “just being 600 pounds of blubber’ kind of way
>We took this in consideration though
>Because he’s so fat, he should have trouble standing up right?
>We came up with a plan to purposefully trip and break a limb. Putting him out of combat until he is healed
>The plan is foolproof
>We see Randy blubber into the cafeteria with some of the defecting students
>He gets in line. At the end of the line one of ours is waiting for him
>He drops a banana peel on the ground with the intent of making Randy trip
>He drops the peel and YEET’s out of there. Waiting for the blast. Like a true assassination
>Randy comes is nearing the peel
>Paul, me and Paul’s buddy (his name is Richie. I forgot to mention) look at the scene wide eyed
>Everything goes slo mo
>See him stand on it
>His eyes go as wide as ours
>He slips
>Tries to break his fall with his hands
>He does
>But with a cost
>His hands make a sound similar to the sound spareribs make when its crushed under a freight train
>Completely shattered
>Mission successful
>The assassin sits next to us with a smile as he takes a bite from his taco
>We toast on a well-executed plan
>Silently though. As Randy’s screaming as he looks at his broken hands
>His Defectors surrounding him
>Ambulance is called
>Take him away
A plan successfully complete. The end of Randy is real. Or Is it? FIND OUT NEXT TIME