>>3259161>somewhere ruralYou don't want this. There's tons of stuff to do here in the States but there's jack shit to do in rural America. Suburban is probably what you want.
>somewhere majority whiteMidwest or New England, New England's probably the best bet, it's nice and pretty much little Canada.
>preferable; dude weed lmao and lax gun restrictionOnly 4 states have legalized it but many more have it decriminalized with legalization coming.
How lax for guns? Are you talking just ownership or do you want concealed carry or something?
>preferable; somewhere with reasonable access to good hunting/fishing locationsThat's pretty much anywhere here
I'd recommend: Anywhere in New England (especially Vermont), Colorado, Orgegon, and Washington.
Don't let 4chan make this decison for you though