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Sometimes I have a weird recurring dream where Neil De Grasse Tyson offers to take me out to a steak and shake for a bite to eat.
However he doesn't take me to a regular one but a really shitty abandoned one and when we get in there's a homeless man in a sort of butler suit who asks what we want, Neil just says 2 steaks and 2 shakes and the homeless butler just runs off into the back. I ask Neil if there's even food here and he just says "of course look at the milkshake machine" which is just a blender filled with steel balls.
Once the bum brings us the steaks, which are just dead uncooked rats on a plate, Neil gives the bum a kiss and says "thanks baby" after I am forced to eat my rat but then Neil says he wants me to meet his "dog" who is just a dude in a BDSM style dogsuit and has a bowl filled with the same steel balls as the milkshake machine.
After all of this Neil takes his clothes off an presents to me the most rotten, putrid, and vile asshole imaginable he would do stuff like shoving a steel wire brush up his ass and it was leaking a yellow puss and bleeding, he then told me to fuck him and I was forced to enter his hole, I contract pretty much every STD known to man from this encounter.
btw the milkshake machine is running the entire time.
