>>23543592>Prithee, my Polish Queen, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance trousers down to reveal thy magnificent can>Oh my indeed>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture>What is that over there, schnuckums?>*Teleports behind you*>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...>*Playful chortle*>That's it, reveal yourself to me>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*>*SNIFF*>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties>*SNIFF*>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!>Come on lass, you know what I require>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP 