>>15514743Germans are deeply obsessed with shit. Because Germans are not having children as a form of racial self-punishment, many young German couples instead have dogs to fill their pointless lives. Thus, they allow their dogs to shit freely in public without disposing of it, as is their German birthright. To most non-German men, this would of course be a public nuisance.
Ah! But to a German, stepping in another's unattended dog shit is, in fact, a treasured delight! It is an opportunity to admire, analyze, inspect and, most importantly, to sniff a loaf of fresh, warm shit from a stranger's dog's ass - the highest pleasure of Germany psyche. A German will grin with delight as he smells and inspects the various kinds of shit which have accumulated in the treads of his boot at the end of a long day.
To further this delight, he will only shit into a toilet where the shit falls onto a small shelf, so that he may admire the shit after he has delivered it, and so that the scent of his shit will continue to linger on in home, for his other German companions to smell, admire, and analytically comment upon
