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>Be me
>Working in China as an engineer
>The government wants a flying car in a week to flex again
>Go to work
>Can't use the elevator, some guy fell by kicking in the door
>Can't use stairs, the whole thing collapsed
>Wait 6 months to fix the elevator, and finally able to leave
>Get into my car
>Almost kill 2 kids going in reverse
>Pass 4 car accidents
>Pass a bridge that collapses right behind me
>Get to work
>Pass the dead body of a suicide jumper
>Kiss the photo of Jin Jhing Ping at the entrance
>Punch in
>Machinery with blood and some brain tissue
>"Not again"
>We have 3 days to finish this flying piece of shit or my social point will be completely destroyed
>Have an idea
>Buy the cheapest car available (Made In China)
>Buy the cheapest drone (Made in China)
>Glue everything together
>Have the new worker test it
>The whole thing just burst in flames
>"Fuck"
>Leeave the place before It collapses
>Another Idea
>Get my Phone
>Get online but after watching 4 ads about how china is the greatest country in the world
>Send a photoshopped flying car from the internet
>Receive an aument
>10000+ social points
>Now I'm the lead engineer
>Now I can eat more than sewer rats
>Happiness
>Get to my car
>Kill another 5 children
>Get to home
>Tiny apartment of 5 cm
>Celebrate with wife and kids
>Life is good now
