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>I remember feeling smug because I didn't feel bad about leaving my first school even though the girls were crying about leaving
>I remember laughing at my half-foreign friend's bandana at a birthday party and feeling bad because he cried
>I remember sitting on the toilet for hours and reading a bathroom trivia book multiple times
>I remember taking me Lego into the bathtub and dramatising the slow sinking of the brown ship I built and rebuilt countless times
>I remember replaying the demo of Rolling all day at my aunt and uncle's house until my uncle became angry
>I remember wanting to win the lottery and open a rescue centre for prostitutes and battered women in Eastern Europe
>I remember playing board games with my sister on her bedroom floor
>I remember sliding down the stairs on pillows with my brother
>I remember doing all I could not to meet a girl I liked who had travelled to my town to go swimming in the river with my other friends and never working out why I did
>I remember feeling bored while watching Return of the King for the second time from the second row of a cinema theatre with two friends and the girl I liked and her friend
>I remember taking all of my clothes off except my underwear within a minute of getting home from school
>I remember thinking the word for vagina was "tuppence"
>I remember feeling mad that my friend had masturbated in the bathroom while staying over my house
>I remember being impatient that my pubic hair wasn't growing quickly enough
>I remember my sister trying to join up all the freckles on my arm with a biro
>I remember asking my mother if Gemini was a good name for a band after hearing the word on Robot Wars
>I remember enjoying the supernatural TV series Jeopardy about Scottish kids in the Australian outback
>I remember not being able to understand how to play Digimon on ps1
>I remember my aunt had a neighbour who chipped my ps1 and sold games for it illegally
>I remember using shampoo to spike my hair into a mohawk
