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>be me
>cashier at kfc
>late night
>trashy fat chick comes in, 3/10 at best
>carrying mutt in her purse
"What can I-"
>mutt starts pissing everywhere
>drops fat log on floor
>"Sunshine no"
>trashy chick tells it to stop in rough voice
>sounds like she ate 350 rolls of sandpaper
>it doesn't
>she grunts all beastlike and shit
>I'm just fucking terrified
>says she has to go use restroom
>probably needs insulin, she's a fucking whale
>drops purse with mutt
>waddles off
>the dog, sunshine, continues desecrating my floor
>I'm pissed
>gonna kill it out back whole she's gone
>I'll say it ran away
>take shit covered dog out to dumpster
>look at it
>start to feel sorry
>set it down
>start stepping on it anyway
>crush it's skull
>then, it's hits me
>I'm walking on Sunshine
>and don't it feel good
