>>16035200Finally feeling up to it. First of all, before I even address the pizza, just what is wrong with her? Who holds pizza with both hands at the back, and on top of that eats it vertically? Seriously? Just imagine how she took a bite out of it. The pizza doesn't just stay up-right when you hold it vertically, it flops down, especially with a pizza of that texture, as you can figure from looking at it. It's really soft and flexible. Therefore, for her to be able to bite it like that, she needs to first hold the pizza downwards or towards herself at best, then jolt it upwards at the right speed, and catch it with her mouth at the right time, then slowly grab out a bite from it. Which is absolutely retarded. Why would you ever do that, instead of just eating the pizza normally? You can't say that she's uneducated in how to eat a pizza, because not knowing how to eat a pizza doesn't mean that you have to do it in the dumbest way possible, you can easily figure out what's the best method, which is holding it at the back with one hand, and keeping another hand under the torso as support. Or, I suppose if needed, you could eat it with one hand only by raising your head backwards, then putting it downwards to your mouth. Anyway, yeah, the point is, you're not going to stick your dick in a microwave just because you don't know how to microwave something, you can easily figure it out. So, there's no way that she'd be eating pizza like that out of sheer stupidity, it's just not possible unless you're doing it intentionally. Like, what, was she challenged to a bet on eating that pizza in the stupidest way possible? Because she's doing it. Plus, there's no way that toppings wouldn't fall out of the pizza when you jolt it upwards, who knows how much corn and whatnot is on the ground as she's biting into that thing, damn. That's just deranged.
The only other way I can imagine for her to eat it that way, is if she, character limit.
